Our inevitable Fart

Flatulence or in other words, known as farting. I read this in yesterday's Malay Mail newspaper on "Why you can't help farting all the time". This is seriously the one of the funniest/interesting topic I have read so far.

Did you know that we fart less than 13 to about 21 times a day??
NO. I did not know that. It seems that the reasons why we don't know because we are subconsciously farting! Omg, that means all the hot supermodels on runaway could be actually farting subconsciously. Just imagine if they had sounds. HAHAHAHAH poot poot poot *pose* poot poot poot *pose*. Good job guys! - at least you look good farting.

Imagine this too HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

You know how some people can fart OUT LOUD and some super silently.. (I try to be the silent one). Those that fart loudly is because of the flapping of their butt cheeks HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I mean everyone's fart sound comes from the flapping of their butt cheeks but.. if you see it this way, the louder the sound of your fart, the more flapping of your butt cheeks? *hypothesis theory #1. Well, let's not forget to credit the force of your gas when farting. Did you get it like a little push or a super ultra major strength push. *hypothesis theory #2. Oh, and how about the tightness of your sphincter (sphincter - a ring of muscle surrounding and serving to guard or close an opening, for instance the anus opening HAHAHA) muscles. *hypothesis theory #3.

Not only that, the article even cover whether our farts can really light on fire HAHAHAHA. They called it the fart-lighting but it never ends well. Does that mean their butt catches fire too? I think so since they written there "treasure your asset." HAHAHA all those poor curious souls that got their butt on fire.

Although this article is super funny, but let's face it. Nobody likes to be embarrass in front of public with their farts. You can read more at: Healthworks and learn tips on how to reduce farting and smelly farts smell.

So all the best my dear readers, you're not alone for farting smelly.

farting out, xx.