Our inevitable Fart

Flatulence or in other words, known as farting. I read this in yesterday's Malay Mail newspaper on "Why you can't help farting all the time". This is seriously the one of the funniest/interesting topic I have read so far.

Did you know that we fart less than 13 to about 21 times a day??
NO. I did not know that. It seems that the reasons why we don't know because we are subconsciously farting! Omg, that means all the hot supermodels on runaway could be actually farting subconsciously. Just imagine if they had sounds. HAHAHAHAH poot poot poot *pose* poot poot poot *pose*. Good job guys! - at least you look good farting.

Imagine this too HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

You know how some people can fart OUT LOUD and some super silently.. (I try to be the silent one). Those that fart loudly is because of the flapping of their butt cheeks HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I mean everyone's fart sound comes from the flapping of their butt cheeks but.. if you see it this way, the louder the sound of your fart, the more flapping of your butt cheeks? *hypothesis theory #1. Well, let's not forget to credit the force of your gas when farting. Did you get it like a little push or a super ultra major strength push. *hypothesis theory #2. Oh, and how about the tightness of your sphincter (sphincter - a ring of muscle surrounding and serving to guard or close an opening, for instance the anus opening HAHAHA) muscles. *hypothesis theory #3.

Not only that, the article even cover whether our farts can really light on fire HAHAHAHA. They called it the fart-lighting but it never ends well. Does that mean their butt catches fire too? I think so since they written there "treasure your asset." HAHAHA all those poor curious souls that got their butt on fire.

Although this article is super funny, but let's face it. Nobody likes to be embarrass in front of public with their farts. You can read more at: Healthworks and learn tips on how to reduce farting and smelly farts smell.

So all the best my dear readers, you're not alone for farting smelly.

farting out, xx.

Trip Back to Teluk Intan

An impromptu trip back to the best place - for me, Teluk Intan! 

You are probably wondering where on earth is Teluk Intan, like.. is there such place in Malaysia, or in more specific - Perak?? HAHA. Well, yes. There is - and no, it's not in Ipoh. It's somewhere after Bidor (technically, you will pass by Bidor town to arrive to Teluk Intan) and before Ipoh. Maybe you've heard of the famous leaning town?!?! That's where you can find TI (teluk intan)!

I'm sure all of you would have a place like this, where it's secluded yet carries a great meaning to you.  Usually it would be your hometown, but I known some people that dislike your hometown because it's boring and all. 

For my hometown, it can count as boring if you're looking for some fascinating activities to do BUT if its food that you come for - you're in the right place. 

Let's get straight into it: Breakfast. 

Coffee at TI somehow taste better in Subang even though it's home made LOL. I strongly feel this is a biased opinion HAHA. 

Okay, so first off is glutinous rice (chi bi beng) - they serve it with some kind of sweet pork and curry prawn. Apparently the best glutinous rice owner has stop selling so this is the substitute goods. Oh well, many sad.

Next up,

Let me present to you: TI Chee Cheong Fan. If you think KL is good, you have yet to try this. 

I honestly think this is by far the best chee cheong fan, where it they wrap the chee cheong fan (i think) with filling inside and it's so good!! Uncle/Aunt/Gonggong/Popo please don't stop making this ok, or you can teach me to master this recipe if you want to retired. Don't just suddenly poof - no more, I iz will cry you a river. 

My dad's all time favourite,

Fish Ball that is good and has no fishy smell/taste like some other fish ball that I've eaten before.

FYI: I ate all of the above for BREAKFAST only. 

Late Lunch:

It took me awhile to realise what was the painting about HAHA. At first glance, i thought they simply splash paint for design. 

I think this is quite interesting.

Sometimes I am amazed with my ability to look horrifyingly dumb/ugly/goofy.

Asam Laksa. Anyone?

Char Kuey Teow! Yums.

There used to be a char kuey teow stall that opens late at night (probably the only stall that opens late at night that I am aware of) but it has closed, permanently. 

After lunch, we went around town while waiting for our mom & aunt to shop, and snap anything interesting;

This bicycle actually belongs to the customer in the restaurant next to it and he stood up to see when we took picture with his bicycle HAHA. *touristmode: on.

A cute popo selling vegetables in a wheel-barrow! How unique, and look how happy the popo is:

Then my aunt also decided to sell vegetables LOL, I sent this to my whatsapp group caption:

"Found some familiar-relative selling vegetables in TI! Please send help, we need to go Police Station file claim on missing person!" - HAHAHA

Moving on to visiting our grandma's sisters.

I just found out that this swing belongs to my grandmother - the swing we used to sit when we were young! How nostalgic. I notice that the swing designs are the same, I thought that they all bought the swing at the same time haha.

Before we knew, it's Dinner Time!

Hello there, adorable crabs which I am about to eat you. I'm sorry but you are too good. I wish we didn't have to meet like this, I really like you. This is such a sad departure. LOL #bipolar. #gurlpleasemakeupyourmind.

Pucuk Paku.

Fried Lotus Stem.

Curry Fish Something HAHA.

Fried Praying Mantis Prawn.

Crabz.

Balitong (as I am familiar with).

I'm not sure if there are other names for it. Technically, it's like a snail but a different type and it taste good hehuhehu. Although, that day's dish is not so yummy. I think it's their sauce, it's too wet and they used a lot of tomato. Usually, people fried it with chilli paste and there is some sauce just not as much as that.

There is a shop at Nan King, Taipan if you want to try! Theirs is quite good too.

And here's a friend that I meet:

My sisters were able to stuff themselves with the famous Gulam Nasi Kandar and I'm like omg I kenot do this already LOL. I'm going to bed, Good night. 

Next morning, our last breakfast before we come back: Bak Kut Teh. Just when you think breakfast can't get any fuller - it's about to go onto a whole new level LOL. 

Joking, it's actually branch because we ate quite late.

Dry Bak Kut Teh.

Beloved Squid.

Steam Big Fish Head.

Normal Bak Kut Teh.

Tau Geh.

Kai Lan (i think!).

Marmite Prawn.

and Finally,

Let's feast!

So what do you think? Let me know, xx!

Makan Days

Hello readers! Just a little update on my eating days with Adelynn that is long overdue Haha.

I finally managed to try Upstairs Cafe, like YESS! Do you know how many times I went there and it was close?? It's so depressing on so many levels especially when you're craving for pasta.

I decided to try their Vegetarian Carbonara which turns out to be quite good for RM 10! However, I had too much pasta or food in general over the weeks, now I'm just tired of food. HAHA.

Either it's the day itself or the following day, I had supper with Adelynn! 

Just plain old McDonald's, no worries. No where fancy.

The chocolate is too sweet for me though but I lovee their cornflakes or whatever the crunchy thing is!!

Next day, out again with Adelynn and both our sisters. We had lunch at Alchemist;

Carbonara Pasta (again) & Peach Tea yums!

And Pei with her seafood bolognese pasta haha.

Seflie moments!

Decided to go for desserts after that! All those selfie must have made us hungry HAHAHAHA.

Hui Lau Shan

Okay, for the final day out, I totally forgotten what did we do LOL. Anyhow, we had Delicious! for dinner because they had the buy 1 free 1 pasta promotion yeppies!

But.. it's pasta (again.) Reasons why I'm tried of food now HAHAHA.

Although, their Aglio Olio Duck Pasta was quite salty to the extend where your mouth feel like eww.

Last dessert for this post,

Yeppies! I didn't know Milk Cow opened in Pyramid hehehe. I kind of like Milk Cow because their soft ice cream is super milky and smooth and it goes well with honey.

Milk Cow!

Okay, until next time. Sorry for the impromptu-no story line post LOL, xx.